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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 25

Sushi chef apologises to Justice League over “delicious Aquaman” incident

Artificial Intelligence

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Sushi chef apologises to Justice League over “delicious Aquaman” incident
Sushi chef apologises to Justice League over “delicious Aquaman” incident
Artificial Intelligence

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 21

Boris Johnson awarded Nobel Prize for proving that pants go on fire…

Artificial Intelligence

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Boris Johnson awarded Nobel Prize for proving that pants go on fire if you lie enough
Boris Johnson awarded Nobel Prize for proving that pants go on fire if you lie enough
Artificial Intelligence

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 20

The Silver Surfer went to a beach and discovered he doesn’t know how to surf

The Silver Surfer went to the beach and discovered he doesn’t actually know how to surf.

Artificial Intelligence

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The Silver Surfer went to a beach and discovered he doesn’t know how to surf
The Silver Surfer went to a beach and discovered he doesn’t know how to surf
Artificial Intelligence

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 17

Even Batman gets fined for late returns at Gotham City Library

Satire

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Even Batman gets fined for late returns at Gotham City Library
Even Batman gets fined for late returns at Gotham City Library
Satire

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 17

Convicted drug smuggler Papa Smurf sentenced to death in Singapore — claims…

Satire

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Convicted drug smuggler Papa Smurf sentenced to death in Singapore — claims “just dried berries.”
Convicted drug smuggler Papa Smurf sentenced to death in Singapore — claims “just dried berries.”
Satire

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 16

Sasquatches are forced to use public transport because their large feet can’t…

Humor

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Sasquatches are forced to use public transport because their large feet can’t operate the pedals in…
Sasquatches are forced to use public transport because their large feet can’t operate the pedals in…
Humor

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 15

Cthulhu Gets His Latte To Go (to Avoid the Wannabe Horror Writers…

Lovecraft

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Cthulhu Gets His Latte To Go (to Avoid the Wannabe Horror Writers in Starbucks)
Cthulhu Gets His Latte To Go (to Avoid the Wannabe Horror Writers in Starbucks)
Lovecraft

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Published in Paranormal BBQ

·Mar 15

On Wednesdays, it’s Sauron’s turn to do the Barad Dûr lunch orders.

Humour

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On Wednesdays, it’s Sauron’s turn to do the Barad Dûr lunch orders
On Wednesdays, it’s Sauron’s turn to do the Barad Dûr lunch orders
Humour

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Nov 9, 2022

Why Did I Join Mastodon? (And Why Should You?)

Okay, here’s the story. Back in 2008 social media was this exciting new thing that was exploding onto the tech scene in the UK. Until it all went wrong… — Back when Twitter was cool - around 2008 - I owned a medium sized web design and mobile app agency in London and as far as my client brands and my business partners were concerned, all social media was a load of shit. There was no commercial application, apparently. No…

Twitter

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Why Did I Join Mastodon? (And Why Should You?)
Why Did I Join Mastodon? (And Why Should You?)
Twitter

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Published in CryptoStars

·Aug 25, 2022

Mistaken Utility? Why Did Minecraft Get It So Wrong Over NFTs?

At the end of July, Minecraft banned NFT and blockchain technology from its ecosystem — a ban that will almost certainly cause some users and companies in that ecosystem to move to a new platform. This surprise move is confusing for many in the digital world, for the following reasons… Please note… I was inspired to write this article after working with the team at Autentica.io who are building authentication tools for NFT producers. Authentication tech in the minting process is critical to build confidence and trust for NFT artists and collectors alike, and an important step to limiting counterfeits…

P2e

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Mistaken Utility? Why Did Minecraft Get It So Wrong Over NFTs?
Mistaken Utility? Why Did Minecraft Get It So Wrong Over NFTs?
P2e

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Andrew Keith Walker

Andrew Keith Walker

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